Funny Friday Jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.  Sienna

Knock, knock, who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
No, Doctor Who is my name.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.

A guy walked into a bar.
What did he say?
Ouch!

How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.

Knock, Knock who's there?
Icecream.
Icecream who?
I scream if you don't let me in.

Did you hear about the happy astronaut?
He was over the moon.

What keeps the All Blacks cool?
Their fans.

What's a pirate's favourite subject at school?
ARRRRT

What did the blanket say to the mouse?
Don't worry I've got you covered.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to dance with.

What do you call a mate who gets squashed by an elephant?
A flatmate.

What did the pot say to the pan?
You're lookin' hot today.

What do you call a train that has a cold?
A-choo, achoo, a choo choo train.

Please Miss, I wish we lived in the olden days.
Why?
Because there wouldn't be so much history to learn. 

Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Hi! My name is Bob!