Maths

Thursday, September 3, 2015

Funny Friday Jokes

Hi my name is Thomas the Tank Engine!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mickey,
Mickey who?
My key doesn't fit in the key hole.

Knock, knock
Whose there?
The interrupting rooster/
the interrupting rooster who?/the interrupting rooster


What do you call a kangaroo crossed with a sheep?
A woolly jumper.

Why are chefs bullies?
Because they whip the cream and beat the eggs.

What 4 letters are robbers scared of?
O I C U

What do you give a sick pig?
An oinkment.

Why does Nicholas have no knickers?
Because he is knickerless.

Why did the golfer take 2 pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the banana go to the doctors?
Because he wasn't peeling well.

What has wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.

Why did the mouse sit on the watch?
Because he wanted to be on time.

Why do shoes go walking?
Because you're wearing them.

Why was the broom late for work?
Because he overslept.

Why don't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Let us in.












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