Funny Friday

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a bit funny. Why don't I like sandwiches? Because they are evil. Where do elephants keep their luggage? In their trunk. What does the butcher take to the mall? A hambag. What language does a horse speak? Dutch What's a bear's favourite cheese? Camenbert What do you call a parrot crossed with a caterpillar? A walkie talkie Why did the sheep cross the road? Because he wanted to go to the barbecue.